Waiting Time Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the contemplative humor of waiting? Our collection celebrates the philosopher’s eternal pondering on patience, time, and delay with clever designs and funny quotes. Ideal for thinkers, procrastinators, or anyone who appreciates a witty take on life's slow moments. Find the perfect artistic gift on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints to bring a smile to their face while they wait.

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"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long." mockup

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

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"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t" mockup

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion." mockup

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled. mockup

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

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"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job." mockup

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

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"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty." mockup

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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Snail Coach

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",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines" mockup

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

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A Visit From The Procrastination Muse mockup

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

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'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?' mockup

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination." mockup

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

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'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.' mockup

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?" mockup

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

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'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.' mockup

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

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The Keyboard

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'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.' mockup

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

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'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.' mockup

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

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TSA Lines

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Oughta reply

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Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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"I thought I told you not to suddenly burst into my office with something I should have taken care of weeks ago."

"I thought I told you not to suddenly burst into my office with something I should have taken care of weeks ago." mockup

"I thought I told you not to suddenly burst into my office with something I should have taken care of weeks ago."

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"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators." mockup

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work." mockup

"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

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"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured." mockup

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy mockup

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

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Waiting Time Philosopher Gifts Collection

Waiting Time Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs about waiting times and philosophical humor. Perfect for starting conversations over coffee.

Waiting Time Philosopher Pillows

Discover pillows with amusing takes on waiting and philosophy. Add some humor and personality to their living space with these witty designs.

Waiting Time Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that showcase humorous and thoughtful perspectives on waiting. Ideal for decorating spaces with a touch of wit and philosophical charm.

Waiting Time Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that humorously reflect on waiting and patience. A witty addition to any casual wardrobe for thinkers and humorists alike.