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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'Hey you're right! That's more money than I made when I was a brain surgeon.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Money is life's report card."

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"Investment strategy - fear."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'