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"You have the memory of an elephant!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Opening the door to new customers

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"Raising the debt ceiling is a ponzi scheme!"

'As a rationalization specialist I actually have a concept to cut our deficit quickly and effectively - Just do a head stand'!

Pandora's box.

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Ukraine War Clouds

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

How to do without

In the red

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'I notice you're downsizing.'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"My hunch is heads will roll."

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'