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Breakfast surreal.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

Tank color choices.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Trainspotting.

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."