Vulnerability Seeker Prints

"You call this opening up?"

"I got in touch with my inner child. Unfortunately, I'm not wearing adult diapers!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Hospital Departments

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'It's Blurred.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Spelling a newspaper

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Eureka

'I have to answer this e-mail from the boss. Can you wait in the hallway for a few minutes? I need my cyberspace.'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."