Protection Seeker Prints

'My job is to protect you from others like me.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

The Three Wise Queens

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Sunbathers.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Arizona In Black

MLK

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'