Shelter Seeker Prints

Fallout Shelter

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Hello from the shed.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Big bumpers.

Laboratory- risk assessor

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Retrospection.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'