Voting Parody Fan T-Shirts

'That looks like proper voter identification.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

How am I abducting?

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Snarky District

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

On the brink.