Vote Strategist Gifts

Pickle

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unanimous voting.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

We Used to Build Things

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Euro Bait

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"With great power comes great reward."

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Impotent Democracy

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'