Vote Fetcher T-Shirts

"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"

Unanimous voting.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Pollster

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Dog playing VR fetch.

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

The Dali 'Bama.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

The Dog of Sisyphus

Attempting to a Political Career

SUPER SATURDAY!

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Vote Here

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Gentlemen, I'm gathering information about the electorate. First question, how have you voted in the past? Sometimes I've filled in circles with a pen. Or used an electronic touch-screen. Once I punched holes in a card! When you live in Florida, right? I've written in a name. And voted by mail! I'm beginning to understand why polling data is increasingly unreliable.

'He's a diet therapy dog. He throws the stick and YOU fetch it.'

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"Kfetch!"

The Walking Dread

Elections kitchen.

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

"It's the election. It's still up in the air."

"After I find where you put my balls, I will destroy you."