Vote Organizer T-Shirts

Unanimous voting.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Sloth 10K.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Election 2020

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

A catch-all is born.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

The Dali 'Bama.

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Elections

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

To do list

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

Desk boxes marked 'soup' and 'nuts'.