Voodoo Fan Gifts

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Deja Voodoo, "This seems oddly familiar."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Decaying corpse

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Another Scotch?'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"Never think outside the box!"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Voodoo Darts. . .

Dracula reading fang shui.

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

Vampire Humor

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'

Zen Voodoo

Cape costume

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

Dracula finds himself in an awkward moment.

Dr. Acula