Voodoo Fan Pillows

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Deja Voodoo, "This seems oddly familiar."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Decaying corpse

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Another Scotch?'

"Never think outside the box!"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Dracula reading fang shui.

Vampire Humor

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Cape costume

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Zen Voodoo

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

Dr. Acula

"Ouch!"

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.