Volunteering Virtuoso T-Shirts

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Be kind"

Honest Vending

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Cares and woes.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Thank you

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Social Worker

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'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"5...4...3...2..."