Volunteer Champs Gifts

"May I suggest volunteering to take over the PTA sign-up committee."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Schrodinger's kittens

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

It's "Wolverines Without Borders" ... They want you to perform classic Fusco material in developing countries where people don't have access to the comics.

Stock Wanted

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

The ballot box.

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

Thank you

Ant Farm Concert

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

"And this dance represents our latest volunteer recruitment drive..." "I never thought I'd miss Powerpoint."

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."