Volume Control Mugs

Elevator volume control.

Piracy on a boating lake

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Ding and Dong.

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

Guy flying himself.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Portion control in the Old West

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Gotta go."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Diet Food...& lots of it

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

Indoor sauna.

'I do not care what you do, I will always love you my son!'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"Shh, too much racket."

The neighbour of the beast