Noise Controller Mugs

Quiet for the shot.

The neighbour of the beast

"Shh, too much racket."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Cat and Broom

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Ding and Dong.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Sneeze Police

"Stop the barking .50"

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Elevator volume control.

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Noise pollution

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Noisy Neighbours

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

Novel Niche Markets.

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'