Noise Controllers Mugs

Sneeze Police

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Cat and Broom

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Ding and Dong.

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

The neighbour of the beast

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"Stop the barking .50"

"Shh, too much racket."

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Elevator volume control.

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Noise pollution

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Noisy Neighbours

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

Novel Niche Markets.

Quiet for the shot.