Volume Control T-Shirts

Elevator volume control.

Piracy on a boating lake

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Ding and Dong.

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"Patti! I can't watch tv without the flipper!...and, yes, I looked everywhere!"

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Guy flying himself.

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Gotta go."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Portion control in the Old West

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Diet Food...& lots of it

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

'I do not care what you do, I will always love you my son!'

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

The neighbour of the beast

"Shh, too much racket."

"Stop the barking .50"