Volatile Venture Veteran Gifts

Looking for a distinctive gift for the creative soul who's a volatile venture veteran? These products honor their daring, innovative spirit and fearless approach to new challenges. Perfect for entrepreneurs, inventors, or anyone who loves a good risk, our selection helps them display their boldness and inventive nature in style. Whether they’re in the boardroom or at the brainstorming session, these witty and thoughtful items bring a spark of ingenuity and humor to their daily routine.

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Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low." mockup

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

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Profit

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!' mockup

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.' mockup

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

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Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley mockup

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

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'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?' mockup

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

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Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding. mockup

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

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"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital." mockup

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

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"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

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Non Thought For The Day.

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'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.' mockup

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

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S.S.dot.com

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Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology. mockup

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

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"Money is life's report card."

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"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared." mockup

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

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"A good quarter is a joy forever." mockup

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

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"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'." mockup

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

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'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.' mockup

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

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"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

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"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?" mockup

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

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"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?" mockup

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

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"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title." mockup

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

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"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money." mockup

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

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"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents." mockup

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

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"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off." mockup

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

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"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them." mockup

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

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"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup." mockup

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

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Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch. mockup

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

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Woman out on limb

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Volatile Venture Veteran Gifts Collection

Volatile Venture Veteran Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring designs that celebrate daring creativity—perfect for the volatile venture veteran who starts every day with a bold cup.

Volatile Venture Veteran Pillows

Check out our pillows that blend comfort with clever design, perfect for the volatile venture veteran who loves to relax in style.

Volatile Venture Veteran Prints

Browse prints that capture bold ideas and spirited ventures—an excellent gift for any creative trailblazer.

Volatile Venture Veteran T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that highlight fearless innovation—ideal for the volatile venture veteran eager to wear their adventurous spirit with pride.