Voice Of The Internet Pillows

'Oh, all right then, you can start a damn blog!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Joanna Lumley.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

Internet Commenter Magazine.

Morgan Freeman

Moanathon.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Unsocial Networking.

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

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Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"Of course you have a 'right to your opinion'. That doesn't make it any less stupid."

'Hoarse play.'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."