Voice Mail Warrior Pillows

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Ban on Free Speech

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Coleridge'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"I hit reply all too many times."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

Censorship is killing free society.

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

Meet the People of the Internet

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

Call Center.

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

Cockfight of words

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

Amateur Spam.

E-mail

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."