Voice Actor Fan Pillows

I'm a voiceover artist.

I don't believe this...I just fell in love with a recording!

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Joan Hickson

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Melanie Griffith

Peter Lorre caricature

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Lassie gets confused on set.

Morgan Freeman

Johnny Depp

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Morgan Freeman

James Earl Jones

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.