Movie Star Fan Pillows

"I don't care how good he is. I want a handsome lawyer, like the ones I see in the movies!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Hollywood or bust!

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."