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Adverse reaction to the vaccine

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Down With Wikipedia

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'And in conclusion...'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

"Dad, can you read?"

Tunnel of Love.

"Well, yes. It was love at first sight. But only because I was drunk at the time."

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

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"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"Hon, this is Mr Atherton. He's going to show us how we can commercially exploit our marriage."

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."