Vocal Skeptics Mugs

Adverse reaction to the vaccine

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

Down With Wikipedia

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'And in conclusion...'

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Dad, can you read?"

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

"Well, yes. It was love at first sight. But only because I was drunk at the time."

Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"Hon, this is Mr Atherton. He's going to show us how we can commercially exploit our marriage."

"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'It's a Surgeon-General's warning.'

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"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."