Survey Skeptics T-Shirts

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

How Trickle Down Economics Work

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

The first accurate poll.

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

EuroPygmees

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"Just how fed up with customer services feedback are you: (a) very (b) extremely (c) incandescent with rage (d) don't ask if you value your life?"

'I'm an honest person but when I take an online survey, I'm a big liar.'

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'