Voting Skeptic T-Shirts

Elections.

'I never vote for anybody. I always vote against!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Politicians are from Uranus.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

Alternative Accountants

QANON PROUD BOY

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

'It's from that guy we voted in at the last election.'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"