Number Skeptics T-Shirts

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

Creationist president: 'We have to cut the budget, so I'm keeping the astrologer, and letting thge astronomer go.'

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

The first meeting.

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And, lo, the Almighty's Horse, Lucille, bestowed upon the universe a sacred meadow muffin, which got hardened by the sun and became the earth.'

"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

"I don't think you're being realistic."

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.

"I don't believe in science."

Which One Polls Better?

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

Clancy: Taking Everything with a Pinch of Salt

Fear of Abandonment Support Group

"Hey, Mr. Taylor, remember me? Eddie Leathley, class 5A... You told me I'd never amount to anything."