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"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

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Wordplay: Pantomime.

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

Wordplay: Amphibious

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

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"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

'The best the grotty magus could do was produce a footy pagurid.'

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"Before announcing our verdict, we'd like to test it on a focus group."

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

'Her dodoism over the wynd made him furibund.'

"Mum bought me one of those 'abridged' dictionaries for my birthday and now I can't find the words to thank her..."

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

"Here's a great word - 'Lethologica, the inability to recall a particular word or name'."

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

'It sure didn't pay to increase my vocabulary that time!'

"If loving school is erroneous...I don't want to be correct."

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."