Validation Validator T-Shirts

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Parking validation

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

"Before announcing our verdict, we'd like to test it on a focus group."

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

Ashley the Approval Seeker

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."