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Antonio Vivaldi

Sloaney Pony.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Giuseppe Verdi

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Justice for a heckler.

Baroque Bach Mountain

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Magritte in Paradise

QANON PROUD BOY

Elf from Falstaff

Federico Fellini.

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

Aida

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Norma

Aida

"They say not to look a gifthorse in the mouth so this looks okay to me, Sarge."

Liverpool - European Capital of Culture, 2008 (Gondola/Ferry).

'La Donna E Mobile.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

Who pays the ferryman?

"The neighbors are getting tired of Vivaldi."

"Did any of you purchase speedy boarding?..."

"No, no, I'd say one has to be on Charlie Rose three times before one is really a talking head."

'He's the star of that latest 3D film...!'