Dali Fan T-Shirts

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Two Daleks fighting

Slalom

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Dali'

Queen Anne

Salvador Deli

Salvador Dali museum

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

The Deli Counter

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Everything bagel?"

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

Antonio Vivaldi

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"I celebrate valentine's gastronomically."

Selfie self-portrait

"He says it's 'a Dorian Gray situation.'"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"You can't turn back time!"

Internet Jack O'Lantern.

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

"I don't get stock options and the hours are terrible. But there's a chocolate river. So that's sick."

Surreal Time Keeping

Spot Remover.