Dorian Gray Enthusiast T-Shirts

Before and after pictures of Dorian Gray in cosmetic surgery.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"He's an abstract artist."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'