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"The neighbors are getting tired of Vivaldi."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

The First Kite

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Giuseppe Verdi

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Ancient Weapons

"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."

'Dali'

Baroque Bach Mountain

Lancelot put to the Test.

Walter The Sea Monster

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

"I've had it with this kitchen!"

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Elf from Falstaff

The Moe Howard Installation

'Krork...so...erudite!'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

Antonio Vivaldi

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"'Made in China?' What the hell is China?"

Cave Dwellers

Norma