Viva Completion Pillows

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Odd Mortarboards.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Night Owl

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

A credit to his species...

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

Twelve step program.

'Not just your identity. I also stole your vibe.'

"Your appointment's at 2:00 but you'll need to be here by 11:00 to start filling out the forms."

"Brad is graduating from the school of veterinary medicine."

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'