Vitamin Junkie Gifts

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'These are job perks.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Stress

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

Swimming Champion.

Woman with exercise bike

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

M.D. The problem with your constitution is you've abused the pursuit of happiness.

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Gym workout.

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'