Vitamin Geek Pillows

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

A Fairytale Update

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Is this still America?'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Medicinal plants

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

The band.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Flute-a-licious.

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

Orchestra

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Lady practising the clarinet.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Rock gods.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

The News in Capsule Form.

She's a natural.

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'