Vitamin Visionary Pillows

Medicinal plants

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Thatched roof car.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Sputnik V

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Coronavirus Debate

Nouveau wine

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Solar Cars

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Artists At The Auto Show

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Snow globe vaccine

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .