Visual Artist Pillows

The Fitted Sheet - Henri Matisse

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

'I can't seem to get started. I must have, 'Artist's block'!'

The Cremaster Cycle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"In the right place at the right time, it would have won the Turner prize!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Writer's Block: Actors, Dancers and Visual Artists Only.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

International Women's Day.

Paul Klee

The Artist

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!