Artist Pillows

Creation of Red Wine

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

The Thinker and the Doer.

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

This is your brain on cartoons

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'It's either very good or very bad.'

"This explains the p***s we saw downstairs."

"I'm a big fan of your work."

"But is it content?"

"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."

The Meh

"This is the show, Madam."

"It's SO last epoch."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Well la de da. . .

Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.

"Now this I get."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

The Algonquin Round Table

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Scream at the movie theater.

"Of course it's an egg...but it's a chicken to those of us with vision..."

The Museum of Swine Art.

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

At the Met

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'