Visiting Sick Friends Pillows

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Next!'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"...Well, yes. There is some good news... If you believe in reincarnation."

Hospital Visit

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

I swear that boy has grown another foot since the last time I saw him.

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

'When you come over, bring your computer. We'll sit around and swap data.'

Life and Death.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'