Visiting Planner Pillows

'Really? I haven't seen my Mother in three months, and you want her to stay in the guest bowl!?'

"We only got six days of funding."

Tourists

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Innovation & Calculation

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Conference Pears

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"It looks brighter over there!"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'