Visiting Planner Pillows

'Really? I haven't seen my Mother in three months, and you want her to stay in the guest bowl!?'

Tourists

"We only got six days of funding."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Innovation & Calculation

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Conference Pears

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"It looks brighter over there!"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.