Visiting Funfairs Pillows

'The Captain said we have to drop the arson charges against the fun house operator - it was all smoke and mirrors.'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Tunnel of Like.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

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World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Face Painting.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Bumper Limos

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

The interminable!

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Roller-coaster

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Police Fair.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Hit a duck, win a prize.