Visiting Day T-Shirts

'Next!'

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Fill it up!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Dog Wrestling.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Whale Piñata.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Who's best friend are you?'