Visiting Day Pillows

'Next!'

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Fill it up!"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Dog ignores angry cat.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Dog Wrestling.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Whale Piñata.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Who's best friend are you?'