Police Day Pillows

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Letsby Avenue

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Dog ignores angry cat.

'Next!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Dog Wrestling.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Whale Piñata.

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Destiny is all...