Police Day Prints

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Letsby Avenue

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Fill it up!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Next!'

Dog ignores angry cat.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog Wrestling.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Whale Piñata.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'