Firefighter's Day Prints

'You will be suddenly called out on a 4 alarm fire!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Team Leader

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Monuments

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

The New Normal

Military style hedgehog

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Defence Cutbacks.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."