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'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Literate Dogs.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

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The Coffee Tattoo

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Larry's Literary Market.

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"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"